when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
it glows. i had to have it.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Randomize
