So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Is Oprah even human
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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