you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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