i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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