I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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