Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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