doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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