I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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