I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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