WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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