just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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