I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
