It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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