so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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