Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
you had me at cake vodka
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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