Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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