And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You smell like a Billy Joel song
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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