i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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