8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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