this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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