Buhtt sex?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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