...so i touched it.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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