I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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