Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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