Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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