In the future we'll all be gay
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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