it hurts more in the daytime
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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