is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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