I wanna passion pit in your ass
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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