Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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