she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
