Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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