Quick, to the slutcave!
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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