is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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