the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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