i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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