some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
This is the high leading the old right now
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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