your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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