So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
