Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
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