come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
