Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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