So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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