God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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