a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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