PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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