i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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