I'm eating all of the evidence.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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