remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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