I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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