Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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