Where is the hickey?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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