(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
ok first of all what the fuck
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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